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Animal Joke
Your dog's barking at the back
door. Your wife's barking at the front. Who do you let in? Well,
it's your call... but the dog will stop barking when you let him in.
Cannibal Grill
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2 white researchers are imprisoned by
cannibals in the African jungle. The chieftain says to them:
"You need not be frightened of being put into the cooking pot.
We often received development assistance from your country and
moreover we are civilized people!"
The 2 researchers are relieved. The chieftain continues: "We
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Police Jokes
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Police Inspector: Have you caught the
thief?
Hawaldar: No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector: What?
Hawaldar: Finger prints.
Police Inspector: Where?
Hawaldar: On my cheeks. |
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Santa Banta Jokes
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Santa got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool".
I have pass. |
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Munna Bhai Joke
Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Touches her right knee and says here, then touches her
earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here,
etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien
dard hai.
Call Centre Support Joke
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Tech Support: "I need you to
right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up
menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote
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Husband Wife Jokes
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."Darling," whispered a frail little
husband from his chair. " I'm very sick, would you please call
me a vet?". "A vet? Why do you want a vet and not a medical
doctor?" The husband replied. Because I work like a horse,live
like a dog, and have to sleep with a silly cow." |
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